Sample First-Person Post: [Well, well. This "nametag on door" business, on top of the kind of arrival announcement commonly found in chatrooms, wasn't going to make any potential plans Izaya had to work under any of his pseudonyms any easier. Someone was bound to notice him anyway, so for now... he would simply post under his real name.]
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Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from Better than it Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.
I tried to avoid stuff other people on my flist already did (so some of these might be a bit weird don't look at me). Mostly vidya games, some anime. ALSO I CHANGED 13 SHORTLY AFTER POSTING
1. Animal Crossing:soulrockcandy & guardian795You become the indentured servant of a raccoon. Your neighbors randomly hand out pianos, computers, and beds as rewards for completing minor chores. 2. Assassin's Creed:guardian795A bartender pretends to be the world's greatest assassin on a quest to steal the power of Jesus, who was an alien. 3. EarthBound:soulrockcandyFour kids face such horrific monsters as moving traffic signs, violent hippies, animate cups of coffee, and living fire hydrants in order to stop a time-traveling facelike entity. 4. Baccano!:soulrockcandy & usernameismA number of people aboard a train find they have conflicting interests. An old man looks for friends he shared a drink with a long time ago. 5. Indigo Prophecy:masakadosA man murders a complete stranger in a diner bathroom, and tries to figure out why, while dodging the cops (who are playable characters), The Omniscient Council Of Vagueness, and giant phantom mites. 6. Okage:masakadosA family sells their son's soul to a demon in order to free their daughter from a curse causing her to speak Pig Latin. 7. Samurai 7:deliriouscoffeeA retelling of a classic Japanese tale, only this time with the heroes facing down an evil emperor and Humongous Mecha. 8. Rule of Rose:masakados & guardian795Little lesbian girls proceed to torture, humiliate and beat each other. The happy ending is where everybody dies. 9. Paper Mario:kurachuEveryman tries saving a land of sentient fungi. Also known for pushing the envelope on powerhouse consoles... to display 2D graphics. 10. Princess Tutu:masakadosA duck, a girl who can't dance, and a magical girl ballerina princess are the same person. She/they heal people with the power of dance. 11. Silent Hill 3:masakados & guardian795A creepy blond woman wants to talk to you about birth. You end up killing God. 12. Chrono Cross:alba_aulbathA teenage boy is made to fight his father and the local gods in between two timelines in order to free a girl from an alien parasite monster. Beating the final boss triggers the bad ending. 13. Galerians:alba_aulbathA drug-addicted amnesiac makes peoples heads explode. 14. Eversion:soulrockcandyA cute, primitive Mario clone that requires you to change the look of the environment to progress. To hell and beyond. 15. Half Life 2:masakadosNerd with thick glasses tries to solve everyone's problems with a crowbar. 16. Resident Evil 3:masakadosA gal in a miniskirt spends the entire game running away from a tentacle monster. 17. Parasite Eve:samekh & masakadosGenetic warfare breaks out at the opera. Your organelles hate you. 18. Luigi's Mansion:soulrockcandyA cowardly man with a flashlight and a vacuum cleaner given to him by a scientist saves his brother from kidnappers and becomes independently wealthy, solely by vacuuming his house with the vacuum cleaner he got from the scientist. 19. I Wanna Be The Guy:masakadosThe world's most killable child seeks to defeat a number of classic video game villains. He fails. A lot. 20. BioShock:masakados & soulrockcandy & guardian795Ayn Rand fights The Mafia, twenty thousand leagues under the sea. Then you show up and resolve the situation. With a magical hand that shoots bees.